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stranger in the crowd

randomness is the bestness...

i love food and trying new things...

i love the thought of love, but not being in love...

i run on instant emotions, reactions and thoughts, so be prepared...

my favorite line: "long hair don't care"...

i have a fetish for men with authority in uniforms...

"life is too short, make your own rules" - kat williams...

"life is too short - follow your heart and lead with passion" - dj hapa...

i tend to lose track of time and don't hesitate to use it...

i have a grading scale for men who want to date me... you gotta score higher than a "B+" for a chance...

everyone around me wants me to fall in love and have kids... their reasoning: i will be a good parent...

my philosophy on life:

"why run on time, i'd rather run on water..."

"food is god, and i am hungry for enlightenment..."

"only broken hearts can shine a light, im blinded by it..."

i will give you an answer...!

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July 17, 2012

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August 13, 2011

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